We Fake News—Ryan Gosling true face of LitLovers

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Ryan Gosling—Real Genius Behind LitLovers
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 Practically Twins 

Oct. 12, 2016: Hollywood, CA— Who really is LitLovers? The closely guarded secret that has kept the literary world guessing for years has finally been revealed.

The driving force behind LitLovers, according to Claudio Gatti, is film star RYAN GOSLING. Gatti recently achieved notoriety as the investigator who divulged the true identity of best-selling Italian author Elena Ferrante.

"Gosling is a SHAPE-SHIFTER; he's been posing as "Molly Lundquist" for years," Gatti said.

Hollywood stunned
The news set the bi-coastal worlds of Hollywood and New York atwitter..

"I'm gobsmacked," tweeted Steve Carell. But think about it— you never saw them in the same room together; it all makes sense."

Look alikes
Daily News asked Gatti how Gosling got away with it for so long. "Easy," he said; "the two are practically twins."

"They have an uncanny resemblance to one another—eye color, hair color, even body build."

Hefty woman
Gosling's sculpted abs may explain why many—Donald Trump included—have poked fun at Lundquist for being on the "hefty" side.

"What's a great look for him may not be so great for her," Gatti conceded.

Gosling's speech
Gatti also noted a perfect match-up in Gosling's speech pattern with Lundquist's writing.

"Ryan makes liberal use of dashes and semicolons when he
talks—just like Molly when she writes," noted Gatti.


Fronta Loeb, special to The Daily News and LitLovers.

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