Book Club Blues—Inviting wives?

Book Club Blues—Inviting wives?

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We got some guff from guys objecting to our tale of woe—the woman's book club who invited their husbands to join. Well, here's the other side—here's what happens when Mars opens its door to Venus.


Book Club Calendar

month1-january

"First things first,"
ladies tell us...
NO T-shirts.
NO cigars.


month2-feb

50 Shades—whoa!
Hot.
Who knew?

month3-mar

NO BEER???
A Merlot...?
What the hell's
a Merlot?
 month4-apr

YES! The Masters!!
But can we
reschedule?
Noooo.
 month5-may

Nicholas Sparks?
Again?
You're kidding.


month6-jun

We go "as a club"
to see The Help.
It feels...girly.
month7a-jul

A picnic. We wear
T-shirts!!!! We
drink beer!!!!
We are Men!!!!


month8-aug 

 Not one work of
REAL history—not
military, political,
scientific...
month9-sep

 What's the difference
between history and
historical fiction?
Ans: ROMANCE.
 month10-oct

Breakthrough! What
women call Romance,
we call soft porn.
High Five!

month11-nov

Our 4th book
on Anne Boleyn.
Shoulda seen it
coming.
month12-dec

Christmas party:
$150/couple plus
$20 gift. That's it,
we're outta here.
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Superbowl—yes.
Tudors—no.
Sparks—never.
Who's got beer?
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